detard

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[–] detard@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

I can already smell the lilac and gooseberries.

[–] detard@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

Literally just block them. It will take you 10 sec tops and you'll never see them again. This is a you problem, regardless of your tastes or my tastes, or their post history. When I see people who I'm just not interested in seeing, I don't bitch and complain, I block and refresh to remove them from my feed entirely. Stop yucking other's yum.

[–] detard@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

... omg we're nerds.

[–] detard@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I demand a refund, those are yellow polkadots.

[–] detard@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

From the dinner table: your smile
From between your legs: your tits

[–] detard@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

What in the Debbie Does Dallas is this music? 😂

[–] detard@lemmy.world 2 points 3 months ago

At least you didn't drop your phone this time!

[–] detard@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

This is how it goes. You wait too long and you get offered up to others. 😂

[–] detard@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Deal. And I'll even let you have the reward.

[–] detard@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago (9 children)

Great. In other circumstances I'd ask whose dick I need to suck to get something to happen but I think that might be the point. 😅😜

[–] detard@lemmy.world 11 points 4 months ago (12 children)

Jeez, this has been going on for a few weeks now. Would you two just get a room? Then add your wife, some mirrors, cameras, and record it for us with several angles and positions? Sheesh, some people.

[–] detard@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Your lips, because I'm a goddamn gentleman. At least for a bit.

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