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Animal Crossing is a special case (and one that made a lot of people angry back when the game released).

One console is tied to one "island", which means all accounts on the same switch play in the same town. Each has got their own house and inventory, and can contribute to the island in some ways...

But only the main account, who started the save, is "resident representative", which means they're the only one who can build or relocate stuff, and who can start community projects needed for the island to progress.

So yeah, all other players have an inferior experience. Which is a bit of a baffling design for a family game such as this.

Forgetting about the intrusion of shitty LLMs everywhere for a while... Who the fuck even uses notepad for something they would need redacted?

It's not a actual writing tool, it's a basic text file editor.

I was confused reading that comic, because in French checkers is called "dames".

So yeah, even in that game, the guy would barge in and command you to "lady" him.

The quotation marks are a nice touch. Quality trolling.

You're right, this is what they've been announcing. The games you've bought will still be available for download.

This is not the case with the sega games we're talking about. The announcement specifically mentions the games will still be available to download if you bought them before the delisting.

Now play Fire Emblem. The S rank Sword of Ultimate Swording has 10 uses before it vanishes from existence. I'm keeping it in my inventory untouched forever.

Can't wait for the Banjo-Kazooie and Minecraft skins.

If it was there and I missed it somehow (doubt it, I spent a while in the area patching up my minotaur etc), there is no reason for the buying interface to even show up. I think that definitely counts as a bug.

And Metroid only had Samus Returns quite late in the 3DS's lifetime, and absolutely fuck all on Wii U. Only virtual console.

If anyone even remembers it, no, Federation Force doesn't count.

You're paying for the better seed, obviously. Do you think random numbers come for free?

That's okay, you can drop any pretense of trying to actually make a game around your crypto scam.

Congrats for banning two innocent customers for "security reasons" (apparently code for "your own incompetence"), that's definitely the kind of thing you need to make your ~~victims~~ customers trust your shady bullshit.