brsrklf

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[–] brsrklf@jlai.lu 1 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Like... The one with the werewolf? Really?

Well, that's definitely one of the Sonic games of all times.

[–] brsrklf@jlai.lu 3 points 3 months ago

WHAT DO WE WANT?

...

WHEN DO WE WANT IT?

shrugs

[–] brsrklf@jlai.lu 21 points 3 months ago

X used self-destruct.

[–] brsrklf@jlai.lu 25 points 3 months ago

800 is a fucking crusade. 800 bastards pretending to be on the side of good and pillaging and raping your ass instead.

[–] brsrklf@jlai.lu 1 points 3 months ago

No, you're thinking about reddit.

[–] brsrklf@jlai.lu 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 children)

Yeah, well not even French Normans believed that.

In exchange for land and a title, they converted as a formality and where indistinguishable from the rest of French nobility in a generation or two. Basically an afterthought.

Contrary to popular depictions, vikings were generally pragmatic people.

[–] brsrklf@jlai.lu 12 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Among the ...creative "historians" who plague French-speaking youtube, there's an idiot who spends hours and hours claiming all of the cathedrals were made by vikings to spread the true faith, fucking Odinism, against Christianity.

The guy doesn't even know what a "cathedral" is (literally just a church with a bishop in it), and cherry picks examples (some of them not cathedrals) that he can make roughly make correspond timewise (ignoring dozens of cathedrals long before or after the relatively short viking expansion).

He also quotes nazi pseudo-historians, theories about the templars being vikings and establishing South-American empires, and he presents himself to his most devoted ~~cult members~~ fans as the incarnation of a Norse deity. He hasn't made up his mind about whether he's Heimdall or Hermod though.

[–] brsrklf@jlai.lu 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, wasn't sure where I had heard it first, but it was probably him.

That guy owes me literal days of my time.

[–] brsrklf@jlai.lu 5 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Peut-être pas, mais le problème c'est que, en théorie, quelqu'un pourrait acheter la presque totalité des médias et s'assurer que personne ne puisse les critiquer publiquement. Ça serait vraiment ballot, si ce genre de choses arrivait.

[–] brsrklf@jlai.lu 56 points 3 months ago (11 children)

One of the best joke I saw about that shit was like "Hey, you know how those ancient aliens only seem to help building Egyptian pyramids, pre columbian and Asian temples, Moai, etc...? Only logical conclusion : looks like aliens must really hate white people."

[–] brsrklf@jlai.lu 8 points 3 months ago

Yes, so much yes. I've got that on mine too, and it's a pain. it has very small, close "buttons" too, setting the temperature is an exercise in accuracy, when it reacts at all.

And yes, the tiniest drop of water fucks everything up completely.

[–] brsrklf@jlai.lu 3 points 3 months ago

Being lured to the dark side with lasagna is a more credible development than actual episode 3.

"Oh no, I'm worried that my wife might die one day, gonna listen to the creepy old man and murder a few dozens unsuspecting children."

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