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This is the answer, and for anyone who hasn't played Outer Wilds it's still their answer and they just don't know it yet.
Honestly, at this point, it doesn't matter to me. After ~12 years of Reddit, I was looking for an excuse to leave, and they finally gave me one. Even if the Fediverse is never as popular as Reddit, it's already enough that I don't feel the need to go back.
They told me I could become anything so I became a bee
Become unsearchable.
Words to live by, I'm so fucking hyped to be a bee.
Considering that we were able to make 3 letter usernames, we've gotta be in the first few thousand.
One of the things that bugged me the most about Reddit was how it felt like everyone was constantly engaged in this game of one-upsmanship to try and seem like they're the smartest but also the most cynical. I don't get that vibe here at all and it's really exciting.
You can see it here. Absolutely gorgeous guitar.