azrendelmare

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[–] azrendelmare@ttrpg.network 5 points 1 month ago

It's the lower level spell to use when someone's been hit with Disintegrate. Much cheaper than True Res.

 

The song is The Impossible Dream from Man of La Mancha. Amazing song, and I recommend any LG paladin fan listen to it.

[–] azrendelmare@ttrpg.network 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Pretty sure that's what the nurse assumed.

[–] azrendelmare@ttrpg.network 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Preface: I am not a doctor, this is just my understanding. Human bites are, on the whole, much worse. You have to consider that the human mouth is full of bacteria that the human immune system hasn't already dealt with, so human bites can infect really bad.

Not that rats don't have awful things in their mouths. Get it looked at either way.

 
[–] azrendelmare@ttrpg.network 2 points 3 months ago

Indeed it is. It's what I'm running at the moment.

 
[–] azrendelmare@ttrpg.network 2 points 3 months ago

So says Friend Computer.

[–] azrendelmare@ttrpg.network 2 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Thank you! This is something that many people forget, both players and DMs.

[–] azrendelmare@ttrpg.network 4 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Wait, they don't use magic items!? What the actual fuck? Of course it'll be hard if half the party literally can't hurt it!

[–] azrendelmare@ttrpg.network 7 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Nice! I had a 3.5 campaign I was running once where one of the major plot points was going to be a guy who was cloning Tarrasques and experimenting on them, but the game fizzled out because of me falling down on the job.

[–] azrendelmare@ttrpg.network 13 points 3 months ago (1 children)

Arrgh! You and your wonderful cliffhangers!!!

[–] azrendelmare@ttrpg.network 7 points 3 months ago

Funny you should mention dragging a door, some friends and I managed to manifest a magical cart under some huge adamantine doors so we could cart them away. It was lovely.

[–] azrendelmare@ttrpg.network 9 points 3 months ago

I have several, but my favorite is probably "I am this group's current resident expert on whatever the hell that thing is!"

 

I particularly enjoy the Himedere approach, but only because it makes their victory at the end that much more satisfying if I do it right.

[–] azrendelmare@ttrpg.network 13 points 4 months ago

It is a US thing, although exaggerated for comedy. At least when I was in retail, I did several of those things.

 

Not mine, but I sure as hell wish it was.

 

For those unfamiliar with the Dead Alewives skit this is referencing, it's funny as hell: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-leYc4oC83E

 

I'm aware monk isn't really great for "insane builds," but I thought it was funny.

 
 

He ate the kings of Faerun and he fought heroes historical, from Do'urden to Elminster in order catagorical!

 

Sharing more of my old memes

 

Just sharing one of my older creations to help the community grow, and hopefully make some folks chuckle.

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