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If I order boneless wings, I know that they're not made from the wing of a chicken, but they goddamn better be boneless, and saying that "boneless wings is not a guarantee that they are in fact boneless" goes against every linguistic and culinary expectation about that item. I agree with the dissent.

He can still appeal, but they can start enforcing the judgment by taking money from his accounts or otherwise seizing assets.

I once saw a slogan on a button at a street vendor in Washington D.C. "Why do we kill people who kill people to show that killing people is wrong?" It's stuck with me after two decades.

I was not ready for hot goth Girlfield today.

It still works on Firefox and Chrome. If it's not working, the likely culprit is Hardware Acceleration needs to he turned off, which you can also do on both browsers.

Why is Amy standing in for Leeloo instead of Leela?

Damn. I thought it was to get around copyright bots.

Yeah. How small are they if we turn their ashes into synthetic diamonds?

"That Time I Obliterated my Brother's Body and Spent an Arm and a Leg to Get His Soul Back."

It just talks about the SAVE program, so nothing brand new.

First thing I thought of. Write an article when the fish start growing three eyes.

Seems more like a shower thought than a dad joke.