WanakaTree

joined 1 year ago
[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

I guess this tree has leaves on it I can eat?

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I definitely read this as you were a third year French major being forced to taking a compiler course for a moment and went wtf. Then my brain slapped itself and realized you mean you're a student in France.

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 16 points 9 months ago

Welp that's enough Internet for me today

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 11 points 9 months ago

Life, uhhhh, finds a way

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

I was walking home carrying my toddler and he was a little cold. He kept whining, going "Aeehhhhh" on and off. After like ten times, I made the noise back at him.

Without missing a beat he screams "NO DADA JUST ME....... Aeehhhhh"

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Y'all. At least put some dashes between the words

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

My wife and I refer to a cat in the lap compelling the other to do things for you as the "Kitty Claws" of our marriage contract

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 27 points 10 months ago (6 children)

I worked at an office once where the wifi legitimately got worse when it rained. It was because the buildings internet used an antenna instead of being wired, and the building was just barely in range of the source signal. When it rained, it was enough added distortion to make it noticeably worse.

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I feel like I've seen this exact scenario plenty of times except the red and blue flashing lights never come on - the cop just lets it go

[–] WanakaTree@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago
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