WanakaTree

Jokes on you, it's four half limes in my fridge

Gah I really didn't expect to get CSS-triggered on this thread

My hometown installed roundabouts, with 4 way stop signs. Like, why.

Me, a heathen, explaining how my family does Easter to my Jewish wife:

"We dye eggs and hide them then eat a bunch of chocolate and jellybeans."

"Wtf? Why"

"I dunno"

Yeah I used to go out in the backyard in summer and catch a bunch of fireflies (we'd always let them go after). Now it's a rarity to even see one

For the love of God and all that is holy... MY ANUS IS BLEEDING!!!

Yeah everyone knows HTML is an STD

Smek lol

I do this too. It took a while for my wife to fully understand that if she wanted to try something on my plate, she better not wait til the last few bites

Ah you're right. Make more sense, I was thinking how the FUCK did they get a mask on that cat??

I prefer "Rapist Who Wanted Vice President Dead Stumbles and Gets Confused in Speech Again" personally