Vladkar

You can put down a book or turn off a movie, but you can't escape the news. It's on every TV, gas station kiosk, and Windows search bar in the country.

Most people who vote with their wallets have long since stopped playing.

This also applies to Warhammer dwarfs. Truly the dwarfiest of dwarfs.

"Forced to deny he is not" == "Forced to admit he is"

This isn't a LinkedIn lunatic. This is about as sane as one can behave on LinkedIn without deleting it.

Hello, Dolores

And you know what's really frightening? If you drink enough of it, you begin to like it

"For reasons we can't explain, we are losing her. We don't know why. She has lost the will to live."

— ChatGPT Medical Droid

Seriously, I went to Kohl's yesterday and got two pairs of jeans, two shirts, and a pack of socks. The total was over $200 USD, and that includes sales.

I ended up returning the jeans and socks. If I were a fish I wouldn't have legs anyway.

Turkey? Dude, his name's Laserbeak.

You and your lizard are awesome. He looks like a little alien—I'm glad E.T. found home.