Receiving one of these as a gift must be one of the saddest experiences known to man...
I'd rather just get the generic men's gift starter pack of Lynx/Axe deodorant, socks, and a DVD of [insert movie that was popular a few months ago]
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I'll be honest that I first thought it said "longest running cartoon in each state" and spent way too long wondering why no states had any in common...
Kinda cool that almost every state has a cartoon associated with it, some more obvious than others
Anon managed to pull off a double homicide of the movie night and his social life, all while being completely blind up his own arse. That shit's impressive.
at the end of the day my right shoulder smells of women's perfume
That's gotta count for something right?
If you have to ask this question, you know it doesn't count.
Also, I think you'd be better trying to flirt with the Salsa ladies than sniffing for their perfume on your shoulder
It's sad that asking NATO Governments to not be fucking hypocrites regarding international law is something applause-worthy now
“If anyone loses money, please come to me,” Guo said in a video played repeatedly during the trial. “I will be responsible.” That was not true.
If anybody ever guarantees an investment by telling you they'll promise to pay you back if it doesn't work out, they're almost certainly lying - when it comes to money, if it isn't in a contract, it ain't happening
Possibly Newgrounds, I used to lurk around there a lot when I was younger
It's a race to the bed, as everybody knows monsters can't invade your bed, that's why so many of them live under it
To jump on the bandwagon, OP's showing their age. I can't remember where I first saw Badger Badger, but it was definitely pre-Youtube (or at least mainstream Youtube) when Flash was all the rage
Who knew all you needed to make yourself above the law was appoint your own judges... The level of corruption going on in front of our eyes is astounding, they're barely even trying to hide it at this point.
Particularly for physical injuries, I sometimes prefer to suffer as it reminds me that I need to be careful, which I know I'd forget if I subdued the pain.
For things like flu's where it's just pure suffering for nothing, I'll suck down as many painkillers as I can have in a day.
If I had to choose between my mates trying to fuck me or getting me a Tinder Gift card, I'd go get a new set of mates haha