Snailpope

As a resident of Nebraska I really hope enough people make this mistake or assume it's Tom's son and vote for him out of husker pride that he gets elected. But realistically Debby is gunna win again

This.

My parents were very open and honest about their drug use and the use of their friends and family. I set rules for myself and never got truly in trouble, I've definitely made dumb mistakes, but I'm definitely better off then some of my friends.

The only thing that my dad said that was really dumb was "it's your choice, you can have chicks and cars or dudes and drugs". At the time, I had almost no friends, never really had friends up until then. Growing up with severe socal and separation anxiety will do that. I didn't really care about cars, chicks did drugs, so why not have some dudes too.

Edit: spelling

That definitely makes sense

Yea,I know very little about phycology and nothing about sociology, so this was very enlightening.

You make a good point

Good point, I didn't think about that

I've been wondering this for a while, wouldn't you want your candidate to poll poorly so more people who otherwise wouldn't vote and also prefer your candidate go out and vote? Wouldn't higher polling numbers cause people to rest assured their candidate will win and then not worry about voting? Obviously polls mean nothing, go out and vote

Mustache wax is essential but practice makes perfect. You can get mustache curlers off Amazon that I have used and provide some serious curls. You still need wax, and you look dumb as hell with them on but the result speak for themselves.

That being said every mustache is different and if yours is like mine, each half will NEVER match. NEVER. NO MATTER HOW MUCH TIME YOU SPEND. Luckily, no one but you will notice or care.

Yoda: "Things, I hate"

Condoms doing what they were made for. Keeping the weiner juices in

How dare you make me feel my age!

No no no, not police violence. Firm peace enforcement

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