SmuttyLad

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[โ€“] SmuttyLad@lemmynsfw.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty for sure, a lovely, squeezable pair of handfuls

[โ€“] SmuttyLad@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Ooh well...

how far into the alphabet you'll start making music

if you're able to quiet my eloquent wits, or they last all night

whether my B&B (breakfast & backrubs) warrants seconds

we can keep our game of euphemisms & leading questions going

here, there, or one one of your newer posts (great pics btw)

your choice ^(> , o)^

[โ€“] SmuttyLad@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

What a temptation :-P if a qtpie like you asked nicely we could find out some other things too...

[โ€“] SmuttyLad@lemmynsfw.com 5 points 3 weeks ago

If you haven't tried it, audio porn. Turn off the lights and the screen, put in some earbuds and close your eyes. They're often slower burn and at least for me is usually a much better experience than video.

[โ€“] SmuttyLad@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

I'll bet you can play more than instruments with those hands {^ ^}

[โ€“] SmuttyLad@lemmynsfw.com 4 points 4 weeks ago

Underpaid and overworked ๐Ÿ˜‘

[โ€“] SmuttyLad@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Only if you ask nicely ๐Ÿ˜‹

[โ€“] SmuttyLad@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

Just long enough for you to start begging ๐Ÿ˜‰

[โ€“] SmuttyLad@lemmynsfw.com 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

For me, it started out with plain old imagination and porn videos. It took a tragically long time to discover literotica and audio.

At least for me, written erotica (sometimes with the assistance of AI), comics and audio give a much nicer experience with preference changing depending on mood. Part of that might be because it leaves a lot to the imagination.

Only time I use video porn nowadays is when wanting to just "get it over with quickly".

[โ€“] SmuttyLad@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 1 month ago

Within the age of photography and film, Greta Garbo must reasonably be amongst the early "tens". Whilst don't know of any true nudes of her, there are certainly plenty of sufficiently risque captions from her movies.

[โ€“] SmuttyLad@lemmynsfw.com 9 points 2 months ago

Lemmy's growing slowly and niche communities can take a bit to get started. It can often help if someone posts regularly for a bit to attract people.

[โ€“] SmuttyLad@lemmynsfw.com 1 points 2 months ago

Peekaboo to you too

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