Slinky5737

joined 1 year ago
[–] Slinky5737@infosec.pub 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But only if he maintains a training regimen on par with Hugh Jackman's for Wolverine. I want to see squiggly veins in Ernest's biceps.

[–] Slinky5737@infosec.pub 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Exxon -> Sexxon (I got my mom's permission before posting this)

[–] Slinky5737@infosec.pub 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Sad day, but the digital carousel of penises will live on elsewhere.

[–] Slinky5737@infosec.pub 198 points 1 year ago (7 children)
[–] Slinky5737@infosec.pub 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

According to certain Christian sects, if you don't believe in a god but still live a good and moral life, you'll spend eternity as a side character in the Windows 95 video guide.

[–] Slinky5737@infosec.pub 5 points 1 year ago

It is now protected under the SCOTUS decision in the Obergfell case.

[–] Slinky5737@infosec.pub 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Simply stack the two kings (after declaring "king me," of course). You may now move the stacked kings in any direction. If a piece, including a queen, attempts to capture the stacked kings, the demotion sound from Super Mario Bros. is played, the top king is removed, and the bottom king may capture the attacking piece.

Therefore, this is not mate.

[–] Slinky5737@infosec.pub 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This was a challenging wank, but not an impossible one.

[–] Slinky5737@infosec.pub 5 points 1 year ago

Mother of gooooood

[–] Slinky5737@infosec.pub 6 points 1 year ago

Ha, look at these idiots who still think the moon is real.

[–] Slinky5737@infosec.pub 15 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (5 children)

Can any of you weed smokers explain why you like weeds to me?

Am social smoker but weed has always tasted like shit to me

Work in an environment where the default hangout is my basement so naturally have to partake

"Wow I could have just had a drink" is usually my first thought after every hangout

"How do people get addicted to this shit" is usually my second thought

Have tried many, did not like a single one

lol you're just smoking glorified oregano

Suggest some to me

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