Skoobie

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[–] Skoobie@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Alright then. 2 monkeys... 3? 4? The answer has to be a number lol.

[–] Skoobie@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Every FOSS project I've ever looked into lol

[–] Skoobie@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago

After seeing the comments left by the other 2, I'm very intrigued.

[–] Skoobie@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Yup. This exactly. After 2, and I feel like I shouldn't even go that far lol, I toss out. Safe than sorry and all that.

[–] Skoobie@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Either it takes such an effort to get menstrual products into schools that it gets you a fun nickname, or we're doing reassignment surgery during health class.

Pick a lane lol

[–] Skoobie@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 month ago

Probably wasn't labeled as pepper spray. We aren't allowed any extra weapons on the job. But we are given Dog Spray. She sprayed him with Dog Spray. Which to be fair, is essentially pepper spray. But the label reads Dog Spray.

[–] Skoobie@sh.itjust.works 63 points 1 month ago (16 children)
[–] Skoobie@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

If it was in their mailbox and had no postage, report it to your post office. That's illegal and the postmaster can hit them up for postage due.

[–] Skoobie@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 months ago

Mail Carriers: I mean, yeah...

[–] Skoobie@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Dude says its occult witchcraft and then goes on to define collusion and conspiracy. Like, that didn't happen either but those are what he's describing.

Also, just throwing it out there, if the pastor ever made a birthday wish before blowing out candles then that would be witchcraft. Spells are basically intentions combined with ritualistic actions in the hope of a stated outcome.

So yeah, Harris didn't commit witchcraft at the debate but every American does on their birthday. Fun fact 😛

[–] Skoobie@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

2, with 1 hinge. It's like a normal phone but the screen number increased twofold.

[–] Skoobie@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Only able to be extracted from female Dorito plants, tho. You know, the really dusted ones.

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