Sharkwellington

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[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 53 points 2 months ago (13 children)

I saw John Goodman at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.

He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”

I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.

The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.

When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

This is a good question and your curiosity is appreciated.

A password that has been properly hashed (the thing they do in that Avalanche Effect Wikipedia entry to scramble the original password in storage) can take trillions of years to crack, and each additional character makes that number exponentially higher. Unless the AI can bring that number to less than 90 days - a fairly standard password change frequency for corporate environments - or heck, just less than 100 years so it can be done within the hacker's lifetime, it's not really going to matter how much faster it becomes.

The easier method (already happening in fact) is to use an LLM to scan a person's social media and then reach out to relatives pretending to be that person, asking for bail money, logins etc. If the data is sufficiently locked down, the weakest link will be the human that knows how to get to it.

[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 11 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Well first I divide the word by Eminem.

[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 49 points 2 months ago

This just hurts. A whole loving family being thrown under the bus to protect one cop. Therapist sounds like a piece of work too, there should never be unwanted physical contact during therapy. Evil.

[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 1 points 2 months ago

I'll give it a shot, thank you!

[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 2 points 2 months ago (2 children)

I’d suggest starting with a blanket of single crochets to get comfortable with the hook

Do you have a guide to recommend for this? How big of a blanket? What is a "single crochet"?

[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 6 points 2 months ago (4 children)

A relative of mine is a big fan of The Woobles, they got me a panda kit that I really have to start on. But the how-to videos go over every step in detail and are pretty easy to understand.

[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 15 points 2 months ago

Why should anyone listen to anything you have to say and not just block you outright?

Why didn't you?

[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 3 points 2 months ago

Oh that would be poetic. Bury him right next to it.

[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 23 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Meanwhile Starlink's direct to cell capability is only growing. If your phone has 4G, Starlink knows where it is.

This is all news to me, could someone please elaborate/share some resources?

I don't know anything about Starlink but I guess I should if it knows anything about me.

[–] Sharkwellington@lemmy.one 7 points 2 months ago

We also have the right to fire you for any reason

And they really do mean any. They just won't always say the real reason out loud.

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