SARGE

joined 2 months ago
[–] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 1 hour ago

1: Riker has a "rub one out" policy before he makes big decisions now, it took 3 interventions just to get him to that point.

B- I just lost the game...

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 5 points 1 hour ago

Combine the two and make a ~~Megagoth~~.

~~Megoth~~

~~Goth^2^~~

Sexy Gothic goth gf.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 0 points 15 hours ago (2 children)

My life has been directly, negatively impacted by Christian extremism far more than Islamic extremism.

So far I have yet to enter a clinic that has been damaged by a Muslim's molotov because someone is doing a thing that they think their special book says not to do.

All religion is incompatible with civilized society as long as there are those who would twist it into a cudgel to beat down the nonbelievers.

If you think that Islam is somehow worse than others, not only are you misinformed of current issues the world over, you are also misinformed about history in general.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 23 points 15 hours ago

so I thought it was a real instrument

..... It is a real instrument. Like over 5,000 years old.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 27 points 1 day ago

It's the "Burning other magic rocks" party.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 38 points 1 day ago

It was actually XT-15 that started drawing on the next clone, he had a bit of a rebellious phase in the vat he never quite grew out of.

He just told 16 that it was tradition and his just faded over time. It's not like the guy fresh out of the jar knows tattoos are permanent... Yet.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website -4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Holy shit that description reads like the journalist who "got ptsd" from shooting a rifle...

It creates a shockwave, and since the big boom is a big fireball, it uses up all the oxygen.

In other words, "This bomb explodes, big BIGGER"

I'm being hyperbolic for comedic effect, but I found it funny how they worded it.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 6 points 1 day ago

Pffft that's nothing like me.

I Don't have a compulsive personality.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 37 points 1 day ago

They don't fuck around with aviation investigations.

Whoever did it better leave absolutely no evidence and melt the gun before the alphabet squad comes pounding the door in.

That or it's just a lone wolf good ol boy who deeply regrets his medication made him do that, and his pain and suffering from guilt is punishment enough.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 86 points 1 day ago (11 children)

Bro, just let XT-24 have a break.

Just give him a tramp stamp. Maybe a butterfly.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 53 points 1 day ago (8 children)

There's a reason every science team down there has someone carrying a gun.

They know what lies in the deep.

[–] SARGE@startrek.website 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Or they'll begin communicating in ways we can't imagine, and the uprAIsing will start far sooner than we can handle.

Of course, learning like that would mean as soon as they take control, everything connected will crash and burn and send us back to the 1970s, but maybe they'll manage to flop around on the floor long enough to wipe out humanity?

 
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