Rootiest

joined 1 year ago
[–] Rootiest@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago

Sure but most USB-C Android devices can at least manage USB 3.0 speeds

[–] Rootiest@lemm.ee 158 points 1 year ago (3 children)

A shining example of cutting edge Apple innovation

[–] Rootiest@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

Yay basic formatting.

Keep should have had MarkDown support from the start

[–] Rootiest@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago

Vaccines don't cause autism

[–] Rootiest@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Wanna bet? 😂

[–] Rootiest@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

How much for 20 of them? Do you ship them or do I have to pick them up myself?

[–] Rootiest@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago (6 children)

blowing you was too soon

Haven't heard that one before

[–] Rootiest@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Now Mr Leverpuller receives a basic income from the state and is free to pursue a career or hobby in a field they enjoy without worrying about how they will survive paycheck to paycheck

[–] Rootiest@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Doesn't support 2FA? 😭

[–] Rootiest@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lemmy works with Google Authenticator, but not with Authy.

Annoyingly Authy fails silently and ignores the part of the code that specifies SHA-256 and just generates a SHA-1 code that won't work with no warning or indication to the user.

[–] Rootiest@lemm.ee 12 points 1 year ago

Get a hardware 2FA key instead of using your phone for TOTP

[–] Rootiest@lemm.ee 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Once when I was working at an icecream shop as a kid:

About 45 mins after closing, while we were cleaning up and all the cash had been settled some crazy guy starts banging on the window demanding a milkshake.

New girl goes over to explain: "I'm sorry sir we closed at 9, all the machines and registers are shut down"

Dude totally loses his shit. "I didn't know you were closed, I though you were open until 10, I demand a milkshake NOW!"

Sir, even if we were to try to, the registers are all closed, we couldn't ring it out.. "

" THEN JUST GIVE IT TO ME FOR FREE, I'M NOT LEAVING WITHOUT THE MILKSHAKE! "

Poor new girl is now visibly frightened, we are telling her to just walk away and ignore him"

Dude completely loses it and starts smashing on the window, culminating in him using several really offensive slurs and SPITTING on our window.

All because he thought we were still open, as if that's somehow our fault/responsibility.

He just could not logic the fact that what he "thought" is completely out of our control and we aren't going to reopen the shop because he thought wrong

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