For the shaven part, pretty much - you can’t have growing hairs period, so it’s either staying clean shaven or wearing a face mask if you want to grow a beard.
As for the full beard… I never been able to figure it out, but my rather scraggly looking goatee seems to be ok.
Yeah, they’re usually part of dress code. Like at my work for instance, it’s part of the dress code to not show any signs of growing facial hair. You can either be clean shaven or have a full beard, but no inbetween.
I mean, it’s pretty good name for a streamer I think, so I could probably do something there
be me, Putin
world’s most straight man who has definitely not done something as gay as riding a horse without a shirt
put in anti-LGTBQ+ laws because I want Russia to be the most straight third-world country in the world
life is good
hear phone calling, it’s trump
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pick up phone to hear what nonsense trump has for me this time
he starts going off about some fuckin kid’s show he’s been obsessed with, My Little Pony
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starts getting mad and raging about two lesbian horses in the show
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hang up immediately and ask how many Russians watch this gay horse anime
apparently tons of Russians pirate it from the US, as well as importing tons of toys and jars from other countries
need to stop this somehow
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send police to raid a My Little Pony convention since it’s filthy LGTBQ+ propaganda
Russia is still straight for another day
leave my office to fuck the femboy twink I hired nonstop for the next 24 hours (definitely not gay)
I wish we could somehow make a huge self-driving car that could link up to other cars. Maybe we could even have specialized roads for them where they can go on rails or something to help conserve the car’s battery and even recharge it.
Also the Netherlands is still very much capitalistic while having much more protections for their citizens.
This isn’t a blanket “capitalism bad”, it’s the fact we allowed our country to be bought out by capitalism.
What’s more interesting is that if you go overseas and look at the same brands, you can see companies like Ford and BMW selling station wagons and normal-sized cars without a single truck, if any, available for purchase.
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS START THE DAMN PROJECT, CJ!
Kid: “I’m trans.”
Senator Carden Summers: “What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.”
I’ll be more than happy to let go of the NLB if it means corporations and the ultrarich will be taxed 100% for any income or wealth above $1 million USD with any and all loopholes closed.
Unfortunately that will never happen, so it’s just fucking disgusting things with money can attempt to dictate shit like this.
Pretty much! Either that or wear a face mask until the beard looks grown out enough 🤷