OopsAllTwix

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[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

It pays for my Healthcare just like the flag on the moon does.

[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Scientists say no plastic is truly microwave safe. Maybe we eat it?

[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

You got that all wrong. It was Richard Crenna from First Blood.

[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 72 points 3 weeks ago (14 children)

As long as he's stating his theories, someone should bring up Melania and her supposed relationship with the Secret Service. I think unsubstantiated theories are valid in a world where "people are saying" is treated like fact.

[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

Sounds like you need to move. I would contact the authorities, but you should be preparing to leave. He can make life unpleasant for you and he probably will if you get police involved.

[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

Our father, who art in Flavortown, frosted be thy tips. When flavor come, it will be yum.

[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

It's obvious that admitting they were wrong is out of the question.

[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

They don't like heat and dryness. Do not boost humidity. Make sure to apply insecticide 3 to five times. Their eggs can survive even after they die.

[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

Once they start making webs, they're everywhere. They need very little to get going.

[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 61 points 1 month ago

And they added Kevin Hart.

[–] OopsAllTwix@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

They do bleed quite a bit. I fell and ripped a drawer pull off with my ear. The blood on my pillowcase looked terrible. My ear was fine after a couple of days.

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