Mongostein

Before states if someone murdered your friend it would either split the tribe and/or you’d go to war with the tribe that killed your friend. Is that really better?

I hope Ukraine ends up with a bunch more defectors

Nobody says waitman or actsman. I had to fight my phone’s autocorrect just to type those.

Wanna give me the TLDW? Cuz that’s too long and I didn’t watch it.

Just out there bein’ a dick, huh?

Well, good luck!

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What I meant to say is: “Is there a ball cap version?”

But I already wear glasses. What about a ball cap?

Trump famously has a golden toilet

Ok maybe I wasn’t clear enough. That’s exactly what I meant. The nuclear technology, not the submarine technology.

What are the glaring issues?

Minions can eat my fucking ass

Well, let’s hop to it!

Apparently the director didn’t want to do a sequel so he came up with a bad idea that he thought the studio would never go for, but they did.