Microplasticbrain

I dunno, we went with toast and I don't see a cookie banner when I try to place an order.

Bend your knees padawan

Its exhausting at the moment, but also pretty awesome

Im a millennial and my restaurant doesn't have a phone AMA

It's been a long time, can you give me a hand

Buster really went off the deep end after arrested development ended

I've had numerous discussions with cartbrains and that's where it always ends up. 🚘🛒💨

Oh so you want to argue about shopping carts, I'm good.

I return them most of the time, I just don't think its a big deal

You can't reason with these cart extremists because the only thing they actually care about is their car not being dented by a cart.

Its so hard to get them penalized for barking too. Lucky for me my dumb bitch neighbor was letting her dog roam off leash so i nailed her for that and ive been able to get some sleep. Most of the time you have to get 2 other neighbors to report them as well, which is bullshit imo.