If all things happen for a reason
...then that reason is usually "someone was being an asshole." In the case of a hurricane flooding mountains hundreds of miles inland, said assholes have been assholing around for 150 some odd years, actively destroying our home for profit while obfuscating and denying the evidence.
Fuck those assholes. And fuck the invisible sky wizard that supposedly made it all happen.
Happy to be of assistance.
...the Venn diagram isn't a circle?
That may be true, but have you considered the space lizards? They're the ones controlling the whether or not your child gets an armed babysitter or transed when they use the litter box at school.
Why besmirch Megatron's good name like that?
That's what I thought. But the brutal vote ratio had me questioning whether I was missing something.
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I think this is what you were going for, either that or anti-gambling. Or both, I dunno.
"It's time for Revenge Bedtime Procrastination," he said at 1:15am.