MelodiousFunk

The majority of current US children do not want to be doctors or professors or plumbers or coders or truck drivers or electricians... they want to pursue a career path that has something like a one in a million odds of making them stupidly wealthy.

I, too, had dreams of being a rock star when I was a kid.

her vagina should be shooting out babies like an AK when it’s not making sandwiches.

Nice try, Arby's.

There's no halfway to understanding quantum; you either do or you d-- ooohhhhhhhhhhh.

It's the only thing that can add color to her face leather.

As long as it ain't rusty.

The worst part is the wise Lieutenant of the Hallway knew this was going to happen.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS SPECIES?!

Yes.

Are you saying Putin is nonbinary?

I did that and I don't hate Trek.

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Look, a new movie came out and I went to see it despite not being caught up on the TV ^please^ ~don't~ ^revoke^ ~my~ ^nerd^ ~card~

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