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The oddly shriveled sausage ain't too bad.

Cats like food in the middle of the bowl where it doesn't irritate their whiskers to get to.

Dog smell something gross, dog roll around in it

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Did Aussie Dominoes not have the recipe change that the American one went through a decade or so ago?

Suspicions about JFK's assassination are actually some of the more "acceptable" conspiracy theories to believe in, in the US. However, I think Lemino's recent video has shown the online community that there really isn't much, if any, room to argue that it wasn't Oswald.

"Local man says police should not investigate wife's disappearance"

They're likely living in a Piedmont city (we've got a lot of transplants moving from up north) — Raleigh would be my guess. Believe it or not, this state has several diverse cities.

Do a lot of people not pronounce the L in calm?

I don't understand why the twist and tuck is seen as a bad thing. It's a tight seal that is effortless to both do and undo.

Maybe that's why Jews don't believe him to be the messiah — he was too damn hot.

This is the case for every country. You just see it with the US a lot more since it of course has the biggest footprint on the English-language side of the internet.