[-] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 3 weeks ago

Reminds me of the Egyptian aristocracy, they would be pissed off if they knew their 4000 yo mummy will end up getting shown at a museum or destroyed by a tomb raider. But what would happen if they managed to revive them today, probably a temporary experiment on a lab, the pharaoh just lived in a closed environment for a couple of months and for most of modern day people it would be just some science news they scrolled by on tiktok

[-] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 3 weeks ago

Or use WhatsApp like most of criminals

[-] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 3 weeks ago

I would volunteer... for money

[-] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 weeks ago

Mr beast: I bought one of the world's fastest computer and we are going to run the biggest Minecraft server in the world for a competition with 1 million players! the winner will get 10000 dollars and also I'm donating 10000 diapers to Angola

[-] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 76 points 3 weeks ago

Chatgpt: How do I kill all the children in this thread?

As a AI model I'm not allowed to promote violence against... Also since children are involved this case was reported to your local enforcement agency

[-] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

*publicist cash

[-] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago

Did politician just ban themselves?

[-] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 1 month ago

Turns out they never do lol

[-] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

DO NOT SOLVE THE PUZZLE

[-] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

It's a secret tool that will help us later

[-] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

The American death cult that moved to Venezuelan forest, they definitely didn't go to heaven

[-] Luisp@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago

Or solve it the Vietnamese way

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