Me: I need to wake up extra early tomorrow
My brain at 3:30am: hey, you're thirsty and need water, also you should get back on social media so you can apologise to your ex for being an idiot many months ago.
I thanked my mind and I fell back asleep an hour later π΄ after listening to a podcast called I Can't Sleep where the host read the Wikipedia page about ducks. Fun fact - most ducks don't say quack.
Time to attempt to take a nap.
Sky News article popped up as a suggested read on my phone for some reason:
"Hackers are targeting people who type these six words into their computer."
Wrong answers only - what are the six words?
the actual words
the words are: "Are Bengal cats legal in Australia?"Edit: you guys should be comedians! I am cracking up.