LongbottomLeaf

joined 1 year ago
[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 8 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Mistaking kerosene for aftershave?

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 16 points 11 months ago (2 children)

Ahh but can they spell it correctly?

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 15 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

Look, all I said was, "That bowl of jambalaya was good enough for Joseph Sisko."

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 2 points 11 months ago

Rafa, the aliens, they love it!

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 6 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

I also get those irritating fluorescent pimples where my nostrils meet my cheek, Mr. Honor Stealer. It sucks.

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Link doesn't work for me. Looks like some // fixes it.

OG xkcd.

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 10 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The executive branch can do that alone? I thought the legislative branch was required to expand SCOTUS.

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 11 points 11 months ago

I thought so at first, but now I think it's a paradox joke. She's browless and desperately hoping they'll grow back, but she definitely doesn't want to grow a beard. She hopes Spock is fucking with her, because if he is not...

And in the long meantime before they grow back, she'll be checking her cheeks for growth.

 

What, do you not know your Vonnegut?

 

Quit messin' around, Little Bear, we got to R U N N O F T!

 

Hammer and tongs!

 

What fresh hell is next?

 

Legitimate salvage

 

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