Kolanaki

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 2 hours ago

So if I try to walk in, will I walk in and also simultaneously collide with the locked door?

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

If I started posting memes, would that make memes uncool because I'm old? Or do you specifically have to be a parent/teacher/other authority? 🤔

You're a bit older than I am, ain't ya? Are you the teacher? lol

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 2 hours ago

hits the button for the landing flaps while still cruising

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 3 hours ago

Consider the pronunciation of read and read.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 6 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I find it so easy to ignore the votes because all I care about is engagement. IDGAF about the arrows. Talk to me. Tell me why I suck.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 5 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (2 children)

I've been kind of afraid to do my laundry since the last time my clothes came out of the washer dirtier than they went in and covered in some kind of gunk; I had to re-wash by hand in my tub. I want my own fucking machine again. 😩

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 1 points 3 hours ago
[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 13 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

It wasn't the employment itself that was grim, but a specific job on it that was creepy as fuck. When I was installing for a WISP we had a job at a mortuary. Place was old as shit and we (I say we but I was the only fucker down there) had to go under the building in just this dirt crawlspace to run cable. I swear I thought I'd end up crawling over skeletons, it looked like something out of a horror movie down there.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 11 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

Doubtful. This is just some dude making a transphobic joke. There are MTF and even cis women on the app, though. They're usually up front about it.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

"he says he cut himself shaving his junk, but that's not true"

Like they were trying to say their dick is gone because they accidentally cut it off shaving.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 3 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Having a few teachers like this growing up, I am now also pissed knowing what that shit feels like.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 3 hours ago

~~Uggs~~ Cutes

 

What if wishing on a shooting star actually grants wishes and the only reason it's commonly believed to be superstition is because nobody has actually seen a shooting star we've only seen crashing rocks? 🤔

 

Just thinking about how I've read that humans are the only animals on the planet that can throw objects with a degree of accuracy. But could a dog or other animal be taught, and trained to throw things to hit a target? I mean, it's not like a human can throw well without guidance and practice, either.

 

I just noticed that I can summon Torrent for the Elden Beast now. Is that a bug?

 

Like "radio" or "fantasy" or "game..." They're basically the same in Japanese (radjio, fantaji, gaamu) so if I just said them in English pronunciation, would someone with no experience in English still be able to tell what I'm saying?

 

Just curious if anyone else with a Quest 3 (or even 2 I guess) is having this issue. Seems to have only started after v68 dropped. Is there a fix? The patch notes said I should be able to handle the connection from the system menu, but there's nothing to force them back on or turn them off; it's the same shit that's been in there since I got the thing.

 

When I am a Gold or Blue, the Host is an absolute noob and dies to falling off an easy jump. If I invade, the host is a god among men all the way at the end game of the DLC using the Taunter's Tongue all alone and actually is good at PvP.

 

If I shave it could be trouble... But if it grows it could be double (in length). But also double trouble because I'd probably need some beard wax or something to keep it good. It's lookin' scraggly.

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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by Kolanaki@yiffit.net to c/pillow_talk@lemmy.world
 

So eepy 😪💤

(I'm setting it as my Tinder "anthem" lol)

 

She dieded for pretend.

 

You do. It's all you can afford and the sea levels have risen.

 

There's no sales tax on unprepared food in this state (I'm also paying by EBT with food stamps) and the CRV for the can is only $0.05. where the fuck is the other 41 cents coming from? 😬

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