Kiosade

joined 1 year ago
[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago

More like Israeli Inquisition

[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 20 points 5 months ago

Well you see, if we made people read that irrelevant first sentence, and the beginning of the following paragraph, their heads might explode.

[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 1 points 5 months ago

They were a little too far away to tell them without basically shouting, but in hindsight I probably should have done so. I was just so dumbfounded at how selfish and unaware of their surroundings they were.

[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago

I should have! Instead, once they started leaving i just slammed my cart into that one to push it outta the way.

[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 6 points 5 months ago (4 children)

The first type are the worst. Encountered one of those the other day when shopping. They just left their shopping cart next to the conveyor belt at checkout, literally blocking me from pushing mine forward so i could load up the belt. I nudged it a little, but they didnt react. Then suddenly, the cashier asked if a jar of peanut butter at the end of the belt was theirs. They were like “oh, yes it is”.

I thought they would grab it and also see that they left their cart in my way, and move it. Nope they grabbed the PB and handed it to the cashier, finished checking out, and left with all their shit in bags, sans cart. Absolutely ridiculous!

[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 2 points 5 months ago

Don’t worry, neurotypicals live life on such an easy mode that they invent the most insane problems for themselves as some sort of handicap. It’s so frustrating watching them sometimes. “Wahh I don’t want to commit to my significant other! Wahh I’m bored so I think I’ll do some drugs! UGH my SO bought a $900 TV so I better buy something expensive too to get back at them!”

[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 23 points 5 months ago

The aztecs knew how to manage it properly. It was the dumbass Spaniards that fucked everything up and drained all the water away.

[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 17 points 5 months ago

Experiencing this now. They fired my manager/boss, who was the only engineer that had the license to sign off on a bunch of shit related to a bunch of our projects. Now i’m left picking up the pieces and working remotely with some guy hundreds of miles away that doesnt have direct access to our file systems. So fun!

[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 4 points 5 months ago

Wow dude, you used the hard “X” and everything. Not cool man, not cool!

[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 5 points 5 months ago (3 children)

Had an english teacher in college use the F word to great effect. He didnt drop it until several lectures in, and made sure to point out how effective it can be if it’s not overused.

[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 19 points 5 months ago (11 children)

That’s fair! Modern life is… very complex, and expects a lot out of you, even if you’re “doing well”.

[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 64 points 5 months ago (21 children)

Farming isn’t a simple life, just letting you know from the start.

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