KingJalopy

Oh I get it. He knows because he's a depraved perv he isn't getting raptured so he's gonna fill it with helium, hold on as it rises, then enter heaven with a sex doll and fuck it silly in front of St Peter while cumming with a high pitched moan.

Good plan, actually.

Pretty sure pouring wine onto plants will kill them.

I'm guessing you haven't had many customers yet?

Also, you think you're not getting raptured but you are literally offering a good thing for people that won't even pay you. Pretty sure Jesus would think you were dope.

LMFAO

Why helium?

You sure everybody got raptured and you're not just in Australia?

Are they so dumb They don't realize that when we pause a video we are likely not watching or even near our fucking phone or screen at that time?

Source please. I'm trying to rotate it in my head but it isn't working. I even opened my thumbnail but all that did was make my thumb bleed.

They are just mad because nobody wants to give them money to look at their feet.

Someone up there ^ found the original post but not the gender swapped version. But it's still a made up dumb story.

Sounds gender fluid. And real.

But the outside part covers the inside and is the only part that goes inside. The inside is still inside while being inside your ear protecting the inside of your ear from the inside of the earbud.