JizzmasterD

joined 1 year ago
[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 15 points 3 months ago

Can probably just cut the rotten part off the top and the rest should be fine…

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago

Essential feature for Canadian olympic boxers.

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago

Hey, is ah the Paris Olympics with a delivery for, uh, Smith.

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 4 points 3 months ago

You guys think KFC is still open?

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 23 points 3 months ago

If it’s truly a feline take: “I exist with unwavering confidence in the context of all which came before me. I resent you questioning the concept through which you question me.”

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 22 points 3 months ago

“The ruling theoretically applies to land borders, seaports, and airports — but in practice, it only applies to New York’s Eastern District.”

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 months ago

There are bigger out there. This just click bait.

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

I love that restaurant where I can only walk 3 steps w/o passing out or my heart exploding. Stimmies the appetite.

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 months ago

Jesus was “created” as deity incarnate (need the flesh to make the flesh) and Adam as a divine being(given free will as a divine creation…until he chose the wrong thing)?

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 1 points 3 months ago
[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 46 points 3 months ago

Like they say: “Harpy wife, harpy life!”

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