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JizzmasterD
joined 1 year ago
Gourdie Howe
Also, jump at the last second to dampen impact.
Is there any use for this that isn’t intrusive?!
Looks like you already have all the direction you need on good tongue-game!
I always just slap the frozen meat into a pan w/ no oil on a burner on max heat. The real life hack is that is doesn’t matter if you take the plastic wrap off, it tastes the same either way.
For your health
Experts in everything except solving « whooodunnits »
Hey man, why the long face. Chin up, proud boy!
Seems since she was violated the first time we could respect her decision this time. A bit paternalistic to presume her justice preference at this point too.
Man, people can hardly differentiate between a good joke and derivative humour…
As an old guy, having Urban Dictionary or google is a game changer. I don’t pretend I’ll ever be relevant again but it’s nice not being ignorant.
The kids are alright
Great moustache. This guy should be a DC comics police commissioner.