JizzmasterD

joined 1 year ago
[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 6 points 8 months ago
[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 4 points 8 months ago

John Wayne Gravy

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Somebody get this guy a Canadian passport already.

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 2 points 8 months ago

Lol, I hear you. “All things in moderation” and it can be eating grilled food, walking down streets with cars or enjoying a campfire.

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 25 points 8 months ago (4 children)

Smoking is up there. Just close your eyes, atomize the world in front of you, and draw it in through the small, paper tube. Open your eyes and exhale a bit of yourself back into the world.

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Im sure the “diner” will be fine

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 13 points 9 months ago

I mean « flies. » Who’s feeding you these flies!

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago

You have seen the butcher 😘

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 4 points 9 months ago

Some may say that I have eaten too many figs. I say, “Excuse me kind sir/madame, would you happen to have a spare fig on you?”

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 months ago

All Capybaras Are Bird-holders

[–] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 1 points 9 months ago

Fascinating!

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