JesusSon

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[–] JesusSon@lemmy.world 16 points 3 hours ago

At this point, Ukraine should be given reasonable ROE and let off the leash. Let them operate worldwide to disrupt Russian war material and operations.

[–] JesusSon@lemmy.world 32 points 20 hours ago (4 children)

That's Moscow Bitch McConnell to you buddy

[–] JesusSon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Man, my conspiracy theorist old-head friends are going nuts on this one.

Half of them say Donny set it up so he can play strongman golfing despite the danger

The other half say the Barack Biden crime family set it up through Killary because the ABC Whistle-blower affidavit was so damming.

I am just sitting here wishing I still drank so I could take the neck and shoulders off a handle of Wild Turkey and sleep until the first day of early voting.

[–] JesusSon@lemmy.world 155 points 1 day ago (20 children)

I think she woke up and realized a government shutdown right before an election caused by ineffectual republican leadership might hurt them in the down-ballot. Or we woke up Sunday on the next timeline because the earth exploded, and everyone died Saturday night. It's been a crazy week and it's only Tuesday.

[–] JesusSon@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

An anonymous "whistle-blower" released an affidavit on X. Here is a link to a "news" article about it.

[–] JesusSon@lemmy.world 12 points 3 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

Busy day

Vance says it's cool to make shit up

ABC Whistle-blower releases their affidavit

MGT posts on X that the ABC Whistle-blower died in a car crash

Someone ~~is shot after being found with an ak47 at Mara Lago~~ was shot at by the Secret Service after they saw him with an SKS. He ran away but was caught on the highway.

Yep busy day

Edit: forgot the SCOTUS leaks...super duper busy day.

[–] JesusSon@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

Well hell man I thought that it was obvious that Bill Gates's Windows 11 version of 5g is what gave the illegal trans dogs HIV and sentience by allowing the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation to bus HIV-positive migrant sex workers to the farm where them dogs got hand jobs and subcutaneous trackers giving them opposable thumbs and an insatiable thirst for fine upstanding white women so to spread the AIDS and replace us with all sorts of brown people from the subcontinent. When Trump wins we can deport them all back to Mexico where they can eat them spicy chili beans and dance around their hats. I ain't getting replaced by some chili bean eaten half Mexican half Haitian half Venuviouswaylen HIV-positive illegal trans dog that eats Haitians from Ohio.

[–] JesusSon@lemmy.world 80 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I bet the illegal Haitians are getting HIV from eating illegal trans dogs that cross the border at night after escaping from the Venezuelan mental asylums and being bussed by Biden to Ohio so they can vote under assumed names using stolen birth certificates that belonged to fine upstanding white Americans who died from the Covid hoax. Damn you illegal Haitians!

[–] JesusSon@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago

Hahahahaha fucking coward, little Donny got his buns cooked by a woman. What a piece of shit loser that guy is.

[–] JesusSon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Sir, believe you me, that's one hell of a commissary.

[–] JesusSon@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Oh you fucked up big time, that's what you've done buddy. Do you know who I am? Do you? Do you know who I am? Do...you...know...who I am?

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