Jakylla

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[–] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 weeks ago

"And next time, I'll make baby toys that glow in the dark with Uranium"

[–] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 weeks ago

Ah en effet, my bad, je retire mon message ;)

[–] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)
[–] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Here's the sauce: xkcd/2803

And here is another lemmy post about this commic: https://sh.itjust.works/post/1694738 (on !xkcd@lemmy.world)

[–] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago

Not sure CrowdStrike runs on npm, but still ruined it all for sure

[–] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 months ago (1 children)

As a non native English speaker, I had to read your comments to understand the "Hot potato" one... Seems that I'm not as fluent in English as I thought (my accent is shit)

[–] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

I can understand (I hate this video title actually), but yeah, telling that "That guy is an idiot" without listening at what he said is not smart

During the video, he's listening and debating against some French (?) phylosoph I suppose, that basically said shit like English is just French; then this video adds details about why Yes, but also why not, and where yes and no

[–] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago (2 children)

Tell me you didn't watch the video without telling me you didn't watch the video

(Title is clickbait, video content is much more sourced and explained)

[–] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago

Twitter PR review

[–] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 3 points 5 months ago

Gotta use Lisp notation to be sure

[–] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 91 points 5 months ago (2 children)

"No" is the most accurate I could ever have imagined for Inkjet Printers

 
 

cross-posted from: https://lemm.ee/post/22321600

[–] Jakylla@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

Old and gold, 15 May 2009

 

cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/8677292


Transcript:

[A computer program.]

int getRandomNumber()
{
   return 4; // chosen by fair dice roll.
             // guaranteed to be random.
}

Hover Text:

RFC 1149.5 specifies 4 as the standard IEEE-vetted random number.

 

cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/8653164


Transcript:

Cueball: Hey, check it out: e^π^−π is 19.999099979. That's weird.
Black Hat: Yeah. That's how I got kicked out of the ACM in college.
Cueball: ...what?

Black Hat: During a competition, I told the programmers on our team that e^π^−π was a standard test of floating-point handlers -- it would come out to 20 unless they had rounding errors.

Cueball: That's awful.
Black Hat: Yeah, they dug through half their algorithms looking for the bug before they figured it out.

Hover text:

Also, I hear the 4th root of (9^2^ + 19^2^/22) is pi.

 

cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/8619086


Title text:

It's like the traveling salesman problem, but the endpoints are different and you can't ask your friends for help because they're sitting three seats down.

Links:

 

cross-posted from: https://programming.dev/post/8609865


Hover text:

Your IDE's color may vary.

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submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by Jakylla@sh.itjust.works to c/linguistics_humor@sh.itjust.works
 
 

Title text: An apple fell on Isaac Newton's head and gave him the idea that the moon might be a tasty apple, though this turned out not to be true--the Apollo program eventually determined that it was just a desolate and bland Red Delicious.


Transcript

[Cueball sits under a tree. An apple falls from the tree and hits him on the head.]

Bonk

[The view zooms out, showing the moon, which Cueball looks up at.]

[Closeup on Cueball.]

Cueball: ...
Cueball: We should grow apples on the moon.


300
submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Jakylla@sh.itjust.works to c/xkcd@lemmy.world
 

Title text: In the LotR map, up and down correspond LOOSELY to northwest and southeast respectively.


Transcript too long for lemmy, check Explain xkcd wiki to get one ;)

These charts show movie character interactions. The horizontal axis is time. The vertical grouping of the lines indicate which characters are together at a given time.


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