Ioughttamow

I thought freedom had to be made of metal, so it can ring?

The red on his face is going to end up being from a burst, expired Heinz ketchup packet he keeps on him to have with his well done steaks

Have you ever seen Rhode Island and Rhodes in the same place? No? I rest my case.

Oh yeah, I’m just trying to dig at them both, as Pence has nothing but a veneer of civility, and Vance doesn’t even have that

Though I suppose when it comes time to choose a couch…

Hey man, it’s just Pence’s AIDS policy, don’t look at me

Let’s not spread the rumor that JD Vance raped and killed a couch in 1990

Why didn’t the Romans use American auxiliaries? Are they stupid?

Seems wasteful. They could at least turn them into driders or feed them to the spiders. Hopefully they torture them to death for the glory of Lloth at least

did he gnash his teeth and bite the recess lady's breast?

You gotta be quiet and polite, so the right can still support you when you kill the gays

I believe the preferred nomenclature is couch botherer