I would die laughing if the shooter turned out to be a Swiftie.
Umm ...
"Secret Service officials said Donald Trump was between “3 and 500 yards” away from the suspect.
“But with a rifle and the scope like that, that’s not a long distance,” officials said."
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/live/2024/sep/15/donald-trump-shooting-florida-golf-course
I think I could probably take him out from 3 yards away.
The original Teflon Don was John Gotti.
He died in jail.
With their lack of melanin they do tend to burn easily.
It's a low, low bar but somehow he managed to slither under it.
"The ~~boy~~ chonky fascist who cried wolf"
Let's just fast track Ukraine into NATO and be done with it.
It’s … beautiful.
I hope they have a role for Stormare, he killed it in the first one.
Are we even sure she's a female human and not an LLM trained on Twitter posts stuffed into a melted Japanese sex robot?
"He was later given the nickname "The Teflon Don" after three high-profile trials in the 1980s resulted in acquittals ..."
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Gotti