IDontHavePantsOn

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[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago

Well fuck me. Ghosts are real.

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

I guess that might be what I was poking fun about.

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago (2 children)

That almost works but 50c is a but quite a bit higher than very hot, 25c is 5c over perfect, and 0c is just regular cold.

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

A previous employer gave shares to anyone that stayed 5 years after their IPO. I bought some more through their employee discounted buying program. The share price is less than half what they opened with.

I loathe the company and the people who run it because they are psychopaths that will not take no for an answer. That's also why I never plan on selling those shares. They will be successful, and in 30 years when they are ruthless industry leading monopolistic psychopaths, and those shares have split a few times, I'm going to have a nice little nest egg.

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

Step 12: Threaten the masses with destruction unless uwu voice is exclusively used.

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Your friends were so stupid on ketamine that they needed a babysitter.

Let me just point out a few things. You could have said "in that case, all drugs make you stupid" which would have been totally valid. You could have said "at the dosage necessary to incapacitate someone, of course they would be stupid", which of course is valid.

The whole point of my very first comment was to poke at people who love ketamine, and also those who read studies about ketamine and proceed to spread it like gospel.

There isn't a recreational drug that exists that makes anyone temporarily smarter. They all make us temporarily more stupid. For some reason drug users get real uppity when you point that out, especially about their drug of choice. That's not to say that something can't be taken from the experience that helps someone, or that might inherently make them smarter or self aware. I was just simply stating that when on that drug, you are more stupid. I think that's a lesson that a lot of drug users should be more aware of.

I've seen a lot of dumb shit happen because someone was mislead about a drugs effects. Hell, I have some K in a stash right now, but let's not misguide people into thinking they will just be coherent floating brains. They may also be floppy dumb messes that may need babysitting for 45 minutes. Will they be just as smart afterward? Probably. But for those 45 minutes they are going to be stupid.

Good on you for being a trip sitter. You're good people. People deserve to try drugs in a safe manner and that's what leads to good experiences. Those good experiences are what those stupid people deserve.

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

Step 7: crush entire industries

Step 8: Live my life.

Step 9: On my deathbed, distribute enough money to drive inflation to the point of worldwide economic collapse.

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee -1 points 11 months ago (3 children)

I'm not trying to diminish anyone's experiences with ketamine, or reduce anyone's access to it, though I do think it's funny everyone thinks that some asshole on the internet has that ability.

Are you able to stand up when using ketamine? How about run? Could you tell me your personal details such as name/date/address? Could you tell me the time? Could you remember your mother's phone number? Could you take a bath? Could you safely use a knife? Could you melt into nothingness and lose all sense of self, physicality and emotion?...wait strike that last one. Of course you could.

Now we're at the point that we all realize dissociation is to become stupid and incapacitated. Anesthitized even?

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 0 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Your personal experiences are your own bud.

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 0 points 11 months ago

Once again, I haven't disputed or attempted to refute any of these "mountains of evidence."

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