IDontHavePantsOn

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[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 9 points 8 months ago (8 children)

Would you rather, receive open heart surgery performed by Oz, Phil with Nurse McCarthy, or receive lethal injection administered by Dr Phil?

This shouldnt be a hard question, but....

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 12 points 8 months ago (2 children)

Or just use your aging sponges in a rotating lifecycle. I have 4 stages/sponges at one time that slowly get demoted as they age.

  1. New sponge only gets light jobs. Scrapped clean dishes, pans that just need the oil washed off.

  2. Middle stage wear is used for stuck on foods and generally more gross dishes.

  3. Not usable for dishes, but good for counter/stove tops.

  4. Dirty jobs. Nothing food related. Floors, bathrooms, use with disinfectants.

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 13 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Next is that pesky porn problem that makes up most of the traffic.

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 12 points 8 months ago

Our dads probably know each other.

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 10 points 8 months ago (1 children)

The fans revving for 20 seconds and the program opening it's loading screen: "Nice".

The fans revving for 5 seconds and the program is sitting at 0% CPU after 1 full minute: "fuck this bullshit." But you hold onto hope and wait another 5 minutes, and as your confirming to restart the PC the program starts loading, and you have to watch it load entirely before it's killed by the restart, and the restart takes even longer because the program actually opened.

Or,

You browser is loading homestarrunner.com and the loading bar stops at 10% like it should for 5 minutes, but the 5 minutes passes by, and you click the clock on the task bar only to see your mouse turn into an hourglass.

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 10 points 8 months ago

The brown ones cost more to raise due to their inherent behavior and lack of rooster figure.

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 34 points 8 months ago (3 children)

The GOP would never agree to the parallel because the brown ones cost more.

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago

I'm sure there's a relevant bible verse that can be used to justify that.

There's that one where "and Jesus spoke unto his flock, 'maketh my words weapons, and ye shall have the word of God to force women to have sex with you for all eternity' and everybody clapped"

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago

Either that, or send a ton of bots that like the stock for a bunch of reasons as written by chatgpt.

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 8 points 8 months ago

Many don't have to imagine because that's just reality.

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

So you butted into this comment thread just to be pedantic?

[–] IDontHavePantsOn@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago (3 children)

....do you pirate movies,music, games, or books?

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