Hyphlosion

joined 1 year ago
[–] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Don’t look at me. I’m too lazy.

[–] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Guile’s Theme Goes with Everything was my all time favorite meme. Followed closely by Chuck Norris jokes.

These days I’m really into Bully McGuire.

[–] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 22 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Use a space time machine. Problem solved.

[–] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Being mad at something costs energy, and I’d rather move on instead continuously giving Reddit that kind of respect and having it live rent-free in my head. Feels good.

[–] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 5 points 7 months ago

“Small” price increase? Are your toilet paper squares $10 bills or something?

[–] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 39 points 7 months ago

I recently upgraded from an iPhone 13 to a 15 Pro Max. The innovation on this thing is incredible! There’s like an extra camera lens on it!

[–] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 3 points 7 months ago (3 children)

As an aside, I really miss Lynx the Office Assistant.

[–] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 1 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That is until the “Big” Mac seemed to shrink in size and is now very dry with a bit of sauce and old iceberg lettuce dumped all over it.

Give me a Double Quarter Pounder or give me death!

[–] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 2 points 8 months ago

On Mondays we wear pink!

[–] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 33 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

There are only two things I can’t stand in this world: People who are intolerant of other people’s cultures, and the D̶u̶t̶c̶h̶ French.

[–] Hyphlosion@donphan.social 1 points 8 months ago

@WhipperSnapper I actually did that, too. Those were the days.

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