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HEXN3T
joined 1 year ago
Three tabs is such a mood
Real..
Several, actually.
I want you to guess how fucking angry I am.
Get an American to do something? My fat arse. Good luck with that, y'all--I tried it.
Indeed, a prophecy fulfilled--Maelstrom. An soon-to-be hypercane, and extinction event. It will eliminate most, if not all life on Earth, due to climate change inaction. Or, abortions. It depends on whether you're a failed one or not.
My congratulations, America. Bask in your victory, oblivious to the true damnation you have caused. May humanity peacefully protest against the now-inevitable cataclysm you have brought upon yourselves.
Wretches.
Get Colorado out of there. They're the last state with a level head.
Nah, that sounds scary.
Take them in. They're lonely.