Evolith

The "I still have 3 more years, I can wait on everything I promised" look

"Pick up that can"

Pretend to be a babe to get the babes

"You're going to die from stress" Yeah, no shit, after swabbing my canker sore-ridden cheek bite marks.

Why isn't he boldly smiling in this one

Overused, rebbit's cup spilleth over

Knowing my conure, I'm sure that these guys could've been wonderful companion pets :(

The freedom to choose if your neighbor has a livable wage or dies slowly from a lack of income if you're rich in imaginary numbers.

Media and techsimps praise a bundle of code that can spew garbage with a dash of plagiarism. Ted from my college comp class does the same, but all he got was a failing grade.

Obligatory ATHF: "See this? This line here? Line of death. Cross it and your freedoms no longer exist."

*zon got to the point where they heavily counteract the refund game. They hardly check for items that are <$50, but, beyond that, there's an increased amount of effort to make sure that they can punish the customer. If there are enough returned items laying around that it becomes an issue from a common account, they'll actually look back over years to see the total value and if they shouldmake an example out of the person. That was a bit more common regarding high-priced tech items.

"See the TURTLE of enormous girth! On his shell he holds the earth. His thought is slow but always kind; he holds us all within his mind."