EmoDuck

Gonna start selling Buy Nothing Day merch and decorations

Bojangles

France just happened to get nuked by the English at that very moment. It was unrelated to the helium situation

"Please, Mr. Hands was my father. Call me Geoff"

Why stop at breathing it in when you can rub it on your face. Foreskin skin cream is a real thing. Where else do you think all these baby foreskins go?

Pickelhaube 2.0

Italy has always looked like a boot, it's just that back in the day boots looked very different

Step 2: Start licking the table cause that's where most of the mac n cheese ended up

Despite the old stereotype of Japan being a futuristic nation that produces the technology of tomorrow, a lot of it's institutions are still using very outdated technology.

Fax is still very actively used

"Nobody asked for this" is such a stupid argument. As if people are only allowed to do something if they were asked for it

THEREFORE, I'M HERE BY ASKING ANYONE TO DO ANYTHING

There, the next time somebody asks "Who asked for this?" send them here and tell them I did

Bird flu? Yeah, they tend to do that?

The Mandalorian: Season 3, Episode 3

On Coruscant, former Imperials find amnesty in the New Republic and attempt to adapt to a new way of life.

That was Mandalorian? Fir some reason I thought that had happened in Andor