Elgenzay

For those who don't know, ftwdk means "for those who don't know"

I'm on .ml and this came up on my feed just fine

I like hearing Australians say "munted"

She's not all right

Actually the reason I order the last item the server mentioned is because of crippling social anxiety

This is what they're sending to Europa right

No one chooses to jump for the beef

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quinkana

Of course they lived in Australia

Explaining Milk to an Alien

It's a funny meme precisely because it's a trivial thing. It wouldn't be funny otherwise.

But also for me, it looks painful. I'm sure it's not painful for them for some genetic reason but I always leave a bit of the white part when I cut my nails, otherwise it'll hurt for days. So that's all I can think about when I see it. But no, no one actually cares to that extent what someone's nails look like