Dr_pepper_spray

joined 1 year ago
[–] Dr_pepper_spray@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

I just want to loan out the dick. I'm gonna need that back when you're done with it.

[–] Dr_pepper_spray@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

My pronouns are He, He, He.

[–] Dr_pepper_spray@lemmy.world 23 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Trust me, Microplastics boy. You're full of those other things too.

Also all three of you are likely full of shit .... because your colons are full of cancerous polyps.

[–] Dr_pepper_spray@lemmy.world 102 points 11 months ago (15 children)

I imagine Mitch McConnell isn't too far behind.

I get it, aging sucks, but it's part of the deal. You can't live forever and there is a time to move on.

[–] Dr_pepper_spray@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Batman forever and ever and ever...

[–] Dr_pepper_spray@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Grow teeth......where?

[–] Dr_pepper_spray@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Or it sounds like you shut-ins will do anything to not have to deal with people.

[–] Dr_pepper_spray@lemmy.world -3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Yes, the convenience of the machine having an error and forcing me to wait while a supervisor wanders over to fix what I, or the machine screwed up.

I fucking hate these things. If they want me to ring up my own groceries they can fucking pay me.

Edit: and to those that think these are the greatest, you're all outstanding, grade A suckers.

[–] Dr_pepper_spray@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

She had to turn the crank on her selfie-camera with her feet and a broomstick rig.

[–] Dr_pepper_spray@lemmy.world 6 points 11 months ago (2 children)

What, like Bean Strokenoff?

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