DonPiano

joined 1 year ago
[–] DonPiano@lemmy.ca 7 points 7 months ago (3 children)

In related news, I've decided to start referring to toilet paper as crap napkins.

[–] DonPiano@lemmy.ca 15 points 8 months ago

No point; resistance is futile.

I'll just see myself out.

[–] DonPiano@lemmy.ca 14 points 8 months ago

And let's not forget about playing long-covid roulette every time you get infected!

[–] DonPiano@lemmy.ca 7 points 8 months ago

More like Faux News

[–] DonPiano@lemmy.ca 28 points 8 months ago

I do know that if our servers lose power in the CMOS battery is dead and then they will internally destroy themselves and never function again. This is to prevent piracy I assume.

Holy shit, DRM needs to fuck off and die.

[–] DonPiano@lemmy.ca 5 points 8 months ago

The word they're looking for is "shitnami".

[–] DonPiano@lemmy.ca 22 points 9 months ago

I prefer to minimize my chances of getting long covid, so getting vaccinated is the obvious choice.

[–] DonPiano@lemmy.ca 19 points 9 months ago (1 children)

What invitation? I had to proactively remember to get my vaccine.

[–] DonPiano@lemmy.ca 178 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

Motherfuckers moving digits around hoping nobody will notice.

440 -> 400? Nah, too obvious.

440 -> 404? Greasy, let's do that!

[–] DonPiano@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago

CHEESE IS NICE!

[–] DonPiano@lemmy.ca 5 points 9 months ago

Google does have a bad habit of pruning things...

[–] DonPiano@lemmy.ca 2 points 9 months ago

Better yet, let's call it "arrchiving"!

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