Daqu

joined 10 months ago
[–] Daqu@lemm.ee 65 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (5 children)

“How do you see down below your breasts when you need to look to the ground?”

You use mirrors, right?

“How do lesbians have physical fun time?”

Probably playing Wii U, like everyone else.

[–] Daqu@lemm.ee 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Wann wird endlich der Bratwurststand vorm Baumarkt Gesetz? Ein Baumarkt hier hat Hähnchen, der andere gar nichts. Diese Überfremdung ekelt mich an.

[–] Daqu@lemm.ee 25 points 5 months ago

They have a lot of experience with dailies, so maybe become a scrum master.

[–] Daqu@lemm.ee 8 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Logic clearly dictates that the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.

[–] Daqu@lemm.ee 11 points 5 months ago (2 children)

That's like reaching the top of Mount Everest with oxygen and fixed ropes. You can only brag until you talk to a /real/ climber.

[–] Daqu@lemm.ee 6 points 5 months ago (7 children)

Try air frying a high quality swedish dish like surstromming.

[–] Daqu@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I know nothing about the blood type gangs. Where can I find out more?

[–] Daqu@lemm.ee 2 points 6 months ago

This puts the CEOs security first bullshit in petspective. He should personally be held accountable. Take his wealth and put him in prison as an example for other tech CEOs.

[–] Daqu@lemm.ee 21 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Should have worn a blue/gold dress.

[–] Daqu@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

No weird electrical glitches in those dogs...

[–] Daqu@lemm.ee 1 points 6 months ago

They say that they are christiqns, but they never pray, visit church or follow the bible.

[–] Daqu@lemm.ee 13 points 6 months ago (3 children)

I really miss mfa and guides like this one. They made it easy to look like everyone else and gave a reason to look doen on people without a dimple in their tie or oddly coloured socks.

I stopped caring and just wear ehat I like. I look great.

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