When the cheese has a wake up 6 hours later with no balls in it.

Haven't seen Ken M in many years.

Looks strange seeing the normal version of Homer and not this one

How many working wrists do you need?

That image is quite unsettling.

Chineseum

Lizzy is a unit.

Coworker lore

I've never heard of such a chair. They don't look particularly comfortable, at least the one without padding.

That's wild. I suppose there's lots of outdated print media with all these email addresses that never gets checked if it's out of date.

Congratulations!

Even into the 2010s most automatics (at least economy cars) have a cable driven shifter so you can go into park at speed. The pawl won't engage inmediately but it'll make an infernal racket and will definitely run the chance of damage.