Damn. You left all the launch codes on a usb stick. Rookie mistake.

Talk about a risky click… (for some).

*flatten

Op is totally a bot lol

Downvoters are stupid

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Make them wear helmets and camo too lol! Stay frosty, teachers

Also no, you can’t borrow a dollar with your McDonald’s-salary-havin-ass. Find some bootstraps to do something with.

Because it’s a damn good source of creatine and protein. And it tastes good.

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Wait, you don’t want the hairy asscrack to take center stage?

If the song slaps, the song slaps. Not removing it from the rotation.

Please elaborate on how wrong you are. There were still pay phones everywhere in 99 because cell phones weren’t common yet.