Does music come from the bell of a clarinet or the reed?
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Maybe I will
I just keep a dedicated pair of pliers on a hook in the bathroom, thought this was normal?
I think their point of view was as if we were judged by an intelligent alien species, where we would have to admit yeah it does look fucked
The word 'let' is doing a lot of work when referring to items allowed to be listed for sale on Amazon. Some would assume buying a 55-gallon drum of lube automatically makes somebody a pervert. All I'm saying is there are reasons a savvy consumer might desire bottles of urine.
Who is this Abe? It sounds like an honest name
Or "commies", for short
An old man is selling watermelons. His pricelist reads: 1 for $3, 3 for $10
A young man stops by and asks to buy one watermelon. "That'd be 3 dollars", says the old man.
The young man then buys another one, and another one, paying $3 for each.
As the young man is walking away, he turns around, grins, and says, "Hey old man, do you realize I just bought three watermelons for only $9? Maybe business is not your thing."
The old man smiles and mumbles to himself, "People are funny. Every time they buy three watermelons instead of one, yet they keep trying to teach me how to do business..."